Angel of the North vows ‘never again’
The Angel of the North has publicly criticised cheap flight specialists Flybe over their ‘cost-cutter’ flights out of Newcastle airport. ‘I was really looking forward to a weekend break away from it...
View ArticleBritain’s champion whinger on track for Olympic success
Blackpool pensioner Bert Williams (68) has kept up an unbroken whinge about the Olympic Games since the day London was awarded the event in 2005. ‘I’ve written at least one letter a day to Lord Coe...
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London announces 2016 Olympic bid
The British Olympic Association has announced that London is to bid for the 2016 Olympic Games, hoping to lift the national mood, which has been in the toilet since the Spice Girls started their...
View ArticlePope fails to give birth
Tens of thousands of Brazilian pilgrims were left disappointed today, by the pontiff’s inability to produce a Royal Baby. Although Pope Francis promised to bring people to the ‘open arms of Christ the...
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Brazilians protest Nadal’s Wimbledon ranking
In Brazil, over a million people are reported to have joined demonstrations against the seeding of Rafael Nadal in this year’s Wimbledon. While many might consider the tennis tournament to be an...
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